- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Knock Knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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