Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Massie is a fatass

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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