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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Tilt your screen back .

I love alchohol!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

School

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What's big and purple? Barney

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

A sober Irish individual.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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