Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Dwight Howard

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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