The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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