- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Balls

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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