What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

9/11 my birthday

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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