There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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