You wanna see something really scary?

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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A fat guy!

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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