- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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