- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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