- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Your Mom

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Dwight Howard

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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