It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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