What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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