A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Gus's mom

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

irish man drinking john smiths

My cat just died.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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