- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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