- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What's 2+2? Fish

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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