I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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