- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

antonis sister is mighty fine

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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