- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

your no better than a cockroach

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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