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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

tea with milk?

What's your blood type? Red.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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