- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Robin, get in the car, please.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

women's rights

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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