Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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