- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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