- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

knock knock whos there? nobody

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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