What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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