- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A fat guy!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Good job, son.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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