- Anti Joke

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?