You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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I agree

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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I like poop in my butt

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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