Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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