Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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women's rights

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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