What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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