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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Fine, ladies first.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Women's professional sports

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

where is the world?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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