- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Nobody cares maddie!

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What is older than history?

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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