What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Balls

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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