Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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can you touch your toes? no

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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