- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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