tea with milk?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

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