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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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