What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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