- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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