What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Robin, get in the car, please.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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