why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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what is 3+3= 8

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Anti Joke

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