Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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