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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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