A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

FUCK YOU

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

I love alchohol!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Tilt your screen back .

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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