Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Anti Joke

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