- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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