- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A fat guy!

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

antonis sister is mighty fine

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Please ignore this statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Good job, son.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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