- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Whats brown and smells bad poo

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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