- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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