A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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womans having rights.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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