A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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