What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What is my name? I dont know

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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