- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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