- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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