- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Steve Jobs is alive.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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