So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

hey hey apple

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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