- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's big and purple? Barney

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Click here for free sandwich.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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