- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Potassium? K.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

John Cena for president

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

anti jokes are for fags

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

VITAMIN C!

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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