- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

A black student graduated High School

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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