Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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