What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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One time i was sitting down

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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