- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

tea with milk?

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's your blood type? Red.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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