What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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