A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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how do you win a game try your best

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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