- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

did you stub your toe?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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