- Anti Joke

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.