What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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