- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What is worse than torture? Not much.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Continents are large islands.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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