- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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