What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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