- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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