- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Knock Knock Who's there

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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