watch me nae nae

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What? Huh?

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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