What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

im not black, im Joseph Kony

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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