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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

all these jokes are horrible now

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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