When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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