- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

outside your comfort zone

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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