A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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boobs!

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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