- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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