Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Dont read this joke

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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hello

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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