- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

child labor

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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