Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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