3

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Wait! hundred billions!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops