- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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