give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A woman walks into a bar.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Water? I hardly know her.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Anti Joke

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