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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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