- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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